Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 04, 2011

Johnny Treeboy

The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition

Joe: bro i was in a dance compotition and i got 4th
Mama: who got third?
Joe: johnny treeboy

by shady guy meth January 26, 2022

Jake and Johnnie

the best duo thats hilarious asf and dumb

Person 1: Who are the people that are hilarious and dumb?
Person 2: Jake and Johnnie

by jackii13 June 20, 2024

Johnny Fire

Slang for chlamydia

Jeez my Johnny fire bad, it hurts when I pee.
I gave that girl a taste of Johnny fire.

by Bigpaco15 April 01, 2022

Johnny Applegenes

Is one who spreads his genes througout his path with an orgasmic arm thrust and sow it grows. (E.G. Kobe Bryant, Adrian Peterson, maybe Bill Cosby)

Dude, you've got kids all over the place like Johnny Applegenes.

by B.dawg December 16, 2014

Big fat Johnny F-Boy

A rather attractive or short man

“Oh Freddy is a big fat Johnny F-boy”

by R05iE311 January 28, 2025

Johnny “Maddog”

A skinny man with skin like a leather boot and hair like a half suck mango who walks around town acting like a hard cunt scary children and stealing dogs

That Johnny “maddog” just jumped out of the bush and scared some kid and took there dog

by Mad dog patrol 123 November 19, 2023