Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock

"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"

by Your guy ty December 11, 2018

thicc bitch said my ding long

when shady says your dick is long so you clap them cheeks ya heard

you guys did you know that the new girl thicc bitch said my ding long crazy right

by slussysenis December 15, 2019

Chungus is my favorite cheese of the whole alphabet

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Chungus is my favorite cheese of the whole alphabet

by PatrickMarsalek June 5, 2019

Click clack give my nutsack a slap

1. Another way to say “suck my dick”
2. An office sex term. If you want to get laid right there on the desk, walk up to your coworker and say “click clack give my nutsack a slap

“Hey Jerry, I just finished those quarterly repor- “click clack give my nutsack a slap”

by efelly2 September 16, 2019

Do you wanna be my e gurl

The act of asking someone if they wanna be a thot. Ps do you wanna be my e gurl

I wanna have do you wanna be my e gurl

by XxladykillerXx September 28, 2019

Ahe ahe I beat my meat

When you laugh so hard that you yell out I beat my meat

Timmy: look Peter’s penis is so small
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat

by Fireguy47 May 3, 2018

Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018