shit dumper

When someone drops a fucked up project on your plate at work to deal with and then walks away completely - shit dumper.

Danielle dropped this clusterfuck of a project on my plate and walked away unscathed - shit dumper.

by eter123 August 8, 2015

Lil shit

Jojo P an annoying creature of habit that asks too many dumb questions

"ya lil shit!"

by Lolitslivp September 5, 2015

Shit pocket

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.

Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.

by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015

Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.

Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.

by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015

Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard October 2, 2015

Shit-wreck

Somewhere between shitfaced and a trainwreck.

Linda is a total shit-wreck tonight,

by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator October 11, 2015

Shit dam

It is when there is pressure or an air bubble (a fart) holding back a large amount of shit. Once the shit dam breaks it all just fallso out.

Fk man it only took 5 minutes of pushing and squeezing to break that shit dam. Then it all just came out.

by Mr. Impossible June 22, 2016