shy turtle

A shy turtle is the awkward occurrence of a terd that pokes its head out of the anus (shell) but then pulls it in readily at any attempt to defecate it. As a result, this means visiting the dunny numerous times with no apparent luck.

Bob: Geez Billy, you eat some bad curry last night?
Billy: I wish Bob, I’ve been wrestling a shy turtle all morning and can’t catch the mongrel

by Grad2000 March 24, 2011

Frightened Turtle

When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.

Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*

by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

turtle beach

Gaming headset used by gaming pros. They're cool but too expensive. The only reason people like them is because they can play in the night with no tv volume.

I just bought a turtle beach x3!

-wow, what a waste of money.

by three1ohhh March 22, 2009

dip the turtle

have sex. Comes from the head being shaped as a turtle dipping into a very wet pussy.

"so you spent five hours with the girl, and you didnt even dip the turtle, man!"--Mike and Gary (its a show on Comedy Central)

by bojzzle October 6, 2004

Norwegian Snapping Turtle

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).

"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"

by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011

turtle

A sex partner that just lays on their back lifelessly during intercourse.

Dude, I heard Stephanie was a turtle. Dustin said he may as well have stuck it to a blowup doll.

by BratBunny July 7, 2007

Turtle Club

A restaurant/bar located in Hoboken, New Jersey known for having bands giving performances there. Delicious food and the lights are very dim giving people such experience.

I stopped by Turtle Club to see Tess and TJ performing before heading to flight school. Tess is such an amazing singer and TJ is very good with guitar.

by NHRHS2010 July 20, 2011