Johnny

Johnny
noun
/jon-ee/

1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.

2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.

3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”

Guy 1: Hey, some black thing showed up while I was doing a titration

Guy 2: You pulled a Johnny

by The Anti-Johnny April 23, 2025

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Johnny Kurniawan

Johnny Kurniawan likes haircuts in cukur Bogor , he often comes to stop by Bogor Because Bogor is everything to him, he really likes Bogor, what more if he has a haircut he likes Brandon the most

Johnny Kurniawan

by JoniKurni November 23, 2021

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Johnny foreskin

A person named Johnny that has a concerning amount of foreskin

Calakta: I hate foreskin
Johnny foreskin: bitch
Calakta: *gets submerged in foreskin*
Johnny foreskin: die bitch

by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023

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Bedlam Johnny

A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.

A man used to wheesper dirty bj ( bedlamjohnny) if he wanted to impress a daughters father before asking her hand in marriage. A bedlam johnny

by FW NIBBAWATTS January 15, 2023

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