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Google

A monopolist company that probably will not even let you see this post. Strongly tempting to take over the world and control what you should think based off of what they believe is appropriate.
Google is the Satan of the internet.
Google has communist values.
Google sucks
by Craziegirl June 17, 2020
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Google+

A social media, widely hated for how uncommon it is to be used. In this social media you can share images & comments. You may also categorize the things you post with collections, which people can unfollow and follow on your profile.
"Do you have a twitter?"
"No, but I have a Google+"
"Who even uses Google+?
by Edur Fawn February 21, 2017
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google punch

When you are so high and you want to Google donkey punch put repeat "Google punch"
"Look up Google punch man, it's crazy!"
by Turbonanagan May 6, 2016
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google me, chuck

Used by someone when answering a question or comment on a subject that is common knowledge to those with the necessary expertise.
Pendeja: Philip Rivers is a sure-bet, first-ballot Hall of Fame candidate!

Knowledgeable professional football fan: Eh, that's debatable, homie! Google me, chuck!
by the N-a-P-A December 3, 2019
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Google-slap

Google-slap: verb- the flick of the wrist to show someone the info on your cellphone, proving the statement they're making or just made, is wrong.
"Dude was trying to say some bullshit about London being the capitol of Paris, so a bunch of us whipped out our phones and GOOGLE-SLAPPED him into submission. The party was much more fun without that blowhard's continuous bs."
by Yzur September 8, 2018
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Google Local Guide

competitive career path taken on by highly successful people great benefits and salary. you want to impress these people when you know who they are do not mess around. they could ruin you and your business
Restaurant Manager: oh shit here comes 2 guys wearing google local guides t shirts pulling up in a rolls royce ready to review us. everyone lets give it our all to impress them!

Random Gold Diggers: i want to suck them off so bad
by Givemedome125 November 23, 2019
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Google-arse

A repository where a totally incorrect fact is stored by an individual but presented with complete confidence as being correct.
He pulled that from ‘google-arse’!
by Mahoo1960 June 20, 2022
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