Boat Gap

the space that highway patrols puts between cars when on the freeway to slow cars down and reduce traffic. the gap is so big you can put a boat in it.

This traffic on the highway is screwed. It definitely could use a boat gap.

by t14u September 8, 2011

Floatable Boat

When the boat floats

DM: "You get a floatable boat-"
Player: "Well I sure hope it does"
*Everyone dies*

by twogaydadsonesafirefighter March 6, 2023

Beef Boating

The act of motorboating the balls

Bro, Betty was at my house last night and she was exploring the outer rim and started beef boating me and i had an out of body experience.

by Anon Martyr April 1, 2023

Glorious Gravy Boat

A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .

(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)

Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!

Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!

by vangloriousskookum January 18, 2023

Boat

A floating thing people refuse to get on because going to other places by plane is faster.

That does NOT mean cheaper!

Joe: Did you buy the boat?

Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!

by Armistace Sin February 8, 2023

Boat

A boat is a vessel that goes on water

i pooped in a "boat"

by gmastercam October 8, 2023

Full Boat

You being everything, and anyone with you.

A human tried to break into my house, I Went Full Boat. I need a new wall, and that human does need to be sprayed off my property.

by Mek! October 13, 2023