squirrel poacher

A guy who pursues his friends girlfriends and ex girlfriends.

Colin Kaepernick is a squirrel poacher

by Buffalo pimp March 22, 2016

squirlly

Stuped people who think that they are smart, but really aren't. Found with no underwear.

Bro u is squirlly

by Ghost squadron August 24, 2016

Squirrel dancing

Being sexual in a park for everyone to see

"Let's go home kids, those people are squirrel dancing"

by Thrownoffaroof August 9, 2016

squire gestle

An all around Nig NOG that no one likes just an irritation a parasite sucking on everyone's good time.

The squire gestle was ruining the drift zone by crashing into everyone on purpose.

by Big fat Nig NOG November 15, 2016

Squirrel

Slang name for a vagina

Hey Frank, get a load of the squirrel on that skanky ho!

by 7 years hanging over my head November 19, 2016

squirge

The vaguely-red, translucent liquid that forms in ketchup bottles after being left undisturbed for a prolonged period of time.

I forgot to shake the ketchup bottle, so squirge got everywhere when I tried to squeeze some out.

by TotallyAPerson December 7, 2016

Squirdupple

Similar to a fiasco but, when it can go all wrong and it does. Like when you're already 25 minutes late to the interview of your life. Scrambling around, suddenly your cat pukes on your resume, you smudge you makeup, then suddenly your fridge is on fire. Suddenly realize youre naked, and fat. You would be a stripper but, Oreos are life. Without this job no more Oreos.

Hey, Becky I had such a squirdupple this morning. First My toilet over flowed, my dog shit in my shoes, and my husband's Viagra failed.

by Fartymcfly January 20, 2017