squatle

When you squat and waddle at the same time

That man just did the squatle

by Sûp December 5, 2020

squatshitter

A person who squats while shitting. A very cool person who is just built different and knows what the superior way to shit is. Normaly this person is either slavic or a bit crazy.

Bro 1: Yooo bro what are you doing squatting on the toilet?
Bro 2: Bro don't you know? I'm a squatshitter, I'm taking a fat shit rn

by TheChosen-Wan December 24, 2020

Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.

“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”

by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021

Squats

A flexible word, like Fuck, it can be used like ‘that slaps’, but also can be used in a shady sense to refer to the fake-ass yoga-pant-wearing style common with Karens

What’s that?
-Tangerine Seltzer. Shit squats

I heard you got HPV?
-Yeah, fucking squats

by maaaannnn January 26, 2021

squatijike

A squatijike is a mammal made by Wilbur Soot with 4 hooves, 2 arms, a giant head, and an absolutely ripped body.

Look at that wild squatijike over there!

by Chocolate Waffles May 28, 2021

squats

The best gym exercise to prevent you from having chicken legs.

- I wanna see 10 squats in the chat right now ApuSquats

by ifbeefreadsthisxD September 6, 2021

Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.

Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS

by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022