stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.

Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark

by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

female shark attack

When your girl makes you bang her on her period

Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower

by Greek island October 11, 2015

Facebook Shark

A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

Related to:

Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

When someone knows a Facebook shark is around... making a comment like,

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 23, 2010

Sharking

To go looking for sharks and pull there pants down

Me mollie and Jack are going sharking ;)

by Deano21 December 3, 2020

Gummy shark

Shark shape gummy

Jimmy: yoI just got back of gummy shark Hey Tony want some

Tony: no I’m good

by Jeff2279 August 28, 2022

shark

person with little morals when it comes to getting the people they want. they WILL take people who are in relationships. these people are NOT “side chicks” or “side 🥷🏾s” they will TAKE them.

I bet I can shark tiffany. Her man fine AF

by Ghghjfjfjdbd June 30, 2025

whale shark maneuver

a whale shark maneuver is when a girl opens up her vagina as wide as possible and then a guy shits right inside the girl's vagina

Dude, me and Felicia were so drunk last night we tried the whale shark maneuver.

by backpackkid October 22, 2019