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Self-masturbation

1. When someone performs the act of masturbation on themselves.

2. When someone acts like an arrogant twat and tries to present themselves as being smarter, cooler or more important than they actually are, typically by being boastful and/or putting other people down.

This is most often seen online, but can also happen in real life.
1. John performed a little self-masturbation when he got home to relax.

2. Hank bragging about his supposedly high IQ and over-relying on five-dollar words came across as major self-masturbation in the YouTube comments section.
Self-masturbation by TaxiFred November 18, 2023
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Self-Confidence 

Self confidence is when you act like Gabriel Supiciche and do things that pertain to the way the great lord Gabe acts.
"I wish I had Self-Confidence"="I wish I was like Gabe"
Self-Confidence by OUR LORD GABE December 4, 2023

Self-Esteem 

Dear user, get a life and some Self-Esteem.
Self-Esteem by Yurmlord76 December 21, 2023

Self Diagnosis Is Valid 

A Tumblr tag used by idiots who think it's okay to pretend to have autism or that think they have autism because of TikTok. Same with DID, ADHD, Tourette's, and other disabilities/disorders. Bro? They're serious mental conditions. Disorders aren't xenogenders! And no, you don't know better than a doctor with a PHD. Get off Tumblr, touch grass, and get a life.
Emily, 13 year old self-diagnosed autism/DID haver and coiner of some new dissociative disorder or "system" trait: GRRR! I'm sick of these uneducated fools thinking that my self diagnosis isn't valid. DOCTORS HATE WOMEN AND BLACK PEOPLE!!!11!! DiAGNOSIS IS A PRIVILEGE!!!!! #SELF DIAGNOSIS IS VALID
Lucy, an actual autistic person: What the fuck are you on about? You do know that Autism doesn't just mean you're forgetful and DID isn't the hip trendy disorder that everyone wants, right? I deal with a lot of crap from idiots for my autism and it's extremely disrespectful that you-
Emily: ABELIST!!!!!! DNI RIGHT NOW!!!!! *blocked*
Self Diagnosis Is Valid by Twig 757 December 26, 2023

Self-Shelf

When you put a dildo on a shelf and then open and close it over and over again to fuck your own ass
"What were you doing last night?"
"Self-Shelf"
"Aw Peter, that's nasty"
Self-Shelf by ShinyBauble618 December 28, 2023

self eye-gouge 

the action of committing suicide after witnessing cringe/brainrot
Yesterday my 18-year-old sister committed self eye-gouge after hearing some messed up gen alpha song.
self eye-gouge by Skyzlokcz January 4, 2024

self snarm 

when you harm yourself in the snow
i need to self snarm....the icy winters are calling me....
self snarm by danieljohnson January 6, 2024