pussy machine

A guy that can nail pussy fast like a jackhammer

Man Branson brewer is a pussy machine

Brandon Alexander can fuck so hard it is like I'm getting pounded out by a jack hammer

by Sexmachine December 3, 2015

Pussy Hooks

1. When the pussy is so good that a man behaves the way that she wants him too.

2. Comparing a woman to a Cenobite from 'Hellraiser.'

Synonym for 'pussy-whipped.'

Can John come out tonight?

Nah, you know that Jane has her 'pussy hooks' in him

by Nathan 3 April 13, 2017

Doughy Pussy

A pussy that is neither loose or tight and has the consistency and texture of dough. Usually very soft and sloppy. Mediocre at best.

I finally banged Melissa last night and she's got such a doughy pussy it felt like fucking a greasy ball of unbaked bread.

by Drty4130 January 23, 2022

surrogate pussy

n.

An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.

examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.

When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021

pussy paint

secretions from a woman's vagina, smeared all over the sheets

" Damn woman, what the hell have you been doing in here? Pussy painting?"

by sufimomma May 17, 2009

pussy ferret

a lover of pussy whom much like a ferret is incredibly curious. poking and prodding around in every nook and cranny for hidden pleasures. imagine a tiny nose with whiskers flicking to and fro.... their cute little feet grabbing.... tongue darting, In and out, and all over.... girl squealing with delight. pussy ferrets are extremely good pets. (dedicated to my boo) (see also ferret sex)

oh my good I love your pussy so much I cant wait to ferret around in there....

my boyfriends a "pussy ferret" he love him some pussy....

by the pussy ferret September 9, 2018

patriot pussy

Patriot Pussy: A phenomenon in the United States where young women are willing to have sex with a guy almost exclusively on the virtue of his military membership. It happens predominantly in Texas and other Southern States.

Patriot pussy is normally given under two circumstances:

- The distinctly American hero-worship of military members, which leads to sexual attraction. This form is typically subconscious.

- The desperate hope of getting knocked up buy a guy with a stable income, and the opportunity to vacate whatever podunk town you were born in. This form is typically premeditated.

Being stationed in Wichita Falls sucked, but I sure got a lot of patriot pussy.

by NeroJoe June 18, 2014