The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.
'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'
by GroundNutmeg March 21, 2018
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The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.
'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'
by GroundNutmeg March 21, 2018
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Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.
I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.
by elliot_ October 04, 2023
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trash pump

that wack-ass mumble rapper, that was retarded af to decline acceptance to Harvard, thinking that he's smart n' shit.
" Man, i hate that bitch-ass trash pump. Saying that he's saving the rap game, like we don't have enough mumble rappers to hate."
by tree-some October 16, 2017
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Sponge Pumping

From the coiner of pumpkin scooping, sponge pumping is when a girl gets fingered with the hooks missionary style and G sponge is vigorously pumped with the digits.
I had that girl squirming and juicin when I was sponge pumping her
by Shidpizzcum October 19, 2023
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Bearded fist pump

Two dudes with beards. One giving head. In the bathroom of a club on jersey shore
Woah. Did you hear... John and Sean were doing the bearded fist pump at the club last night
by Ck1227 July 27, 2019
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office pump

Usually referred to as the female at the office that has any type of sex with any new employee or anyone else. Can be utilized as a school pump, station pump or gym pump.
Eric: Hey Bill, what do you think of that new girl Megan?
Bill: Steer clear of her, she’s the office pump. Everyone has already fucked her.
by Brave Dave C January 15, 2018
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