Normals

Anyone who questions anything related to the official Covid-19 narrative. Examples include: masks, social distancing, lockdowns, vaccines, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, vaccine mandates, proof of vaccination, vaccine passports, natural immunity, Dr. Fauci, Pharma etc. Normals disregard and vehemently oppose control measures which are not based in science. Normals transcend race, politics, sexual orientation and gender. In short, Normals are citizens who have broken out of Pandemic induced Stockholm Syndrome.

Chad: Are you going to John and Katie’s Christmas party?
Brooks: ugh. Katie is out to lunch. Is she making everyone where a mask?
Chad: Nah. It’s all good. Katie is a “normal” now. Normals only at this shindig. Just like old times my friend.

by Lou Monatti December 26, 2021

NORMALISM

Normalism is an ideology vigorously practised by a high percentage of homo sapiens. It was formed organically during the agricultural revolution some 10,000 years ago. Subscribers of Normalism all share similar doubts & fears, behaviour in social settings, sleep schedules, meal times, exercise schedules, addictions, social media consumtion, vocabulary etc. Many people are members of Normalism without conscious realisation, their beliefs are past on ancestrally. The tight Normalism belief structure is very effective for controlling people and keeping societal order. School systems and people in higher power enjoy the ease of control over Normalists like a sheep dog and its sheep. Normalist will have negative feelings as they witness someone not conforming.Contradiction to Normalism such as doing push ups in a supermarket will cause Normalists to feel funny inside and stare as they whisper something to the person next to them. Unfortunately the pressures of Normalist duties will keep one to a mediocre life, traits beneficial for conquering and success like candidness, obsession ,excessive ambition, lack of fear, aggression etc, are frowned upon by the Normalist community. One must resign from their duties under the Normalist regime if they wish to rise above in life, exiting is very difficult, it takes will power and undisputed belief in oneself. You will experience presence of envy and anger from Normalists as you begin to change and elevate.

PERSON 1: "Did you just go for a 20km run at 3am?! That is insane, You should have been sleeping!"

PERSON 2: "You sound like a member of Normalism. I do what i want, don't get in my way."

by vinnycassel February 13, 2022

Norma1Per5on

they are not normal bruh

person 1: bruh hi
person 2: i am a norma1per5on
person 1: boy what the hell boy

by that minecraft chicken February 20, 2022

Normality

Normality is a state of being developed by a group of old people who did not fit in.

Mom: You can't be an artist when you get older. You should be happy taking over your father's business. Normality is the status quo in this household!
Son: And that's why I'm moving out!

by DoiruK February 25, 2022

Normie

A degenerate loser within the ages of 8 to 46 who likes to follow the crappiest trends on the internet and is often extremely unfunny. They often spend their lives on Fortnite and TikTok and call Minecraft a kid's game, even though I'm 16 so it's not a kid's game. Normies also listen to trash ass modern pop like Cardi B, Justin Bieber, Imagine Dragons, Post Malone, Daddy Yankee, Taylor Swift, and Ed Sheeran. Yet when you mention an older talented pop musician like Rihanna, Katy Perry, Lil Wayne, or Nicki Minaj, they're going to say "who?'' because normies refuse to check any music that isn't shoved up their asses on the front pages of YouTube. They make memes on Instagram, usually reposted from other websites. They quote memes that are as old as 2016 and wonder why nobody laughs. They often watch The Office, Friends, The Big Bang Theory, Big City Greens, Miraculous, SpongeBob, Teen Titans Go, and Sonic Boom. They use Reddit, and they often use meme subs like r/PewDiePiesubmissions and go on about how funny PewDiePie and other normie so called dank meme creators are. They hate America and worship Soviet Union, and this includes blasting The USSR Anthem, and they question why nobody is laughing. They laugh at Minion memes even though they haven't been relevant ever since goddamn 2016. They also use boomer and karen as insults in 2022. And finally, they say the n word.

See: pathetic, loser, degenerate, idiot, vagabond, neckbeard (if they're not a teenager).

John (white person): Ayy mayne fo shizzle did y'all hear the new Cardi B album? It's so hot! Oh and 21 Savage is a feature we all just loooooooooooooooove 21 Savage. Ain't that fire my nibba?

Mark (black person): No, it's not. Cardi B is trash. Listen to Nicki Minaj instead.

John: Who dat be my nibba?

Mark: I knew it! Shut up, normie! Nicki Minaj is the Queen of rap 👑❤️❤️, Cardi B is just a Lil Kim ripoff. Get a life you pathetic fool.

Normie: Aw man...

*Normie walks out the lunch table and sits with his fellow classmates. Normie realizes that he's alone when he's on the bus because nobody likes him. Normie goes into his house. Normie does his homework. Normie gets ready for dinner. Normie puts his pajamas on. Normie brushes his teeth. Normie gets ready for bed. Normie sleeps. Normie wakes up. Normie puts his pajamas on. Normie brushes his teeth. The cycle continues until Normie stops becoming a normie.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 26, 2022

Normie rock

Imagine Dragons, Maroon 5, any Disney Channel or Nickelodeon boy band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, The 1975, One Direction, Rixton, Maneskin, Glass Animals, and the Jonas Brothers.

Silk: Imagine Dragons are the best alternative rock band of all time!

Alex: They are not rock, hardly even alternative. They are electropop. They're a normie rock band. Therefore you are a normie. Listen to Green Day, Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, etc. They're alternative rock.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 27, 2022

Normie

Memes:
A person who doesn't know anything or wasn't interested about meme culture and always touch grass, especially in the most apolitical manner.
Politics:
A derogatory term for a person with liberal, moderate, or apolitical views, mostly used by political extremists, such as neo-Nazis and the alt-right movement.

Memes:
Guy 1: Hey! Check this meme out!
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm not interested in meme culture, 'cuz I'm a normie. :(
Guy 1: Ah damn, must've been. Maybe I should touch grass right now...
Guy 2: It's okay, you don't have to do it right now. Let's just be ourselves.
Politics:
Guy 1: LONG LIVE TRUMP AND THE MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN EMPIRE THAT HE WILL CREATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Dude, you don't have to be loyal and a hardcore fan to a leader, who wants to be a dictator, like Trump was! You must know the consequences of it!
Guy 1: FUCK OFF NORMIE!!!!!!!! 'CUZ YOU'RE A MOTHER FUCKING LIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Jesus Christ... I should've known that he's been using Twitter and 4chan infamous /pol/ board again, and always doesn't touch grass, in the most controversial manner.

by Karma will get you! February 27, 2022