mountain snow hermit

Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.

"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."

by Chinesechicken! March 14, 2016

mountain tities

When the breasts of a woman are so large that they appear either physically impossible, unstable, or dangerous to others.

Damn boy! Look at those mountain titties. I think we found everest!

Don't let a girl with mountain tities like those motor boat you. It'll be your last breath.

by Oreonsam May 17, 2016

Mountain

an erected penis

So, I saw his mountain, I really, really, liked it Jane.

by ItsPigeon July 16, 2016

Mountaineer's Tea

n. A mixture of lemon-lime soda and unsweetened iced tea.

Waitress: So, just sweet tea?
Man: Could you make mountaineer's tea?

by Latino Banana October 24, 2016

mountain range

A bunch of pimples lined up on someones face that looks like the Himalayas. When someone has a mountain range means they probably sweat a lot during activities or don't shower at all.

Dude people might brag about climbing Mount Everest but they'll never climb that mountain range on Dustin's face.

by dbl07 December 21, 2016

mountain face

A man whose smug face resembles that of the Rocky Mountains

Neil was too much of a mountain face for Malarie to resist

by Fluke69 February 25, 2017

mountain mace

When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)

I can't see; I just mountain maced myself

by Carl Cock February 28, 2017