Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO

basically a part where Flamingo added a lot of marios in a ‘guess the character’ game he made and some player realized there was a lot of mario

mastersimtropolis: mario

mastersimtropolis: mario

mastersimtropolis: mario

mastersimtropolis: DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO

by dude who likes Kevin Spencer February 22, 2026

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

YES, MARIO!

When you and your crush are talking on the phone and things get awkward so you slap you wall and say YES, MARIO!

Girl 1: Me and him were on the phone last night and it was kind of awkward.
Girl 2: OMG did you make an excuse to hang up?
Girl 1: LOL no... I slapped my wall and screamed "YES, MARIO!" and he started dying!

by Thevergin December 8, 2018

Dr. Mario

The fucker in smash that relies on pills and tornado to snag free wins

Dr. Mario mains have an orgasm when they land a down B.

by 2MyTailfin May 21, 2020

Mr. Mario

Picchiatore di maledette

Lei: "Scus..."
Mr. Mario: "Zitta, troiaaa!!!"
Gli altri: "👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻"

by AAnoAA December 7, 2021