The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess
"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"
by saigon22 June 17, 2012
Get the Johnny Ragmug. by Johnny sliverhand December 17, 2024
Get the Johnny sliverhandmug. by ItsOwnlyJohnny November 23, 2021
Get the Johnnymug. A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"
by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021
Get the Fuckin johnnymug. The most sexiest man has the biggest dick out of the whole group chat and gets the most pussie out of his whole friends.
by Luis Fuentes November 26, 2021
Get the Johnnymug. by ibmayhem September 3, 2019
Get the johnny-hornedmug. 