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french revolution syndrome 

When on person says something to be cool that they heard from someone else, and it doesn't go over well. It just doesn't fit their personallity to do something like that.

This is what happend when the French saw how well the American Revoltuton went and decided to have their own revolution. This was fine until the French took it too far and began to guillotteen people, and the Americans just had to look at tem and say, "Not Cool"
Julie has French Revolution Syndrome, and now she wont stop talking in a British accent
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French Crueller 

When you are doing a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum you dunk her head in hot coffee and ask "cream and sugar?"
Last night we were feeling like some ethnic food so after we eiffle tower'd your mom we stopped by Dunkin' Donuts and French Crueller'd her in the bathroom.

French Tickler 

French Tickler by synku June 6, 2003

French Guy

French guys are so ugly, americans gurls think they so hot , hum i live in Paris, and i can say theeey are so so so ugly . The best are american guys ♥
a gurl : Taka look at him
her homie : Oh goosh ! who's that French guy ?
a gurl : a ugly French guy
French Guy by Chattanael November 19, 2010

French Tickler 

A French Tickler is a penis sleeve with nubs and wiggly appendages that tickle the inside of a guy's asshole when he's being fucked which gives him a French Tickler-gasm.
Matt wore his French Tickler when he fucked me and I blew my load everywhere when I had a French Tickler-gasm!
French Tickler by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

french omelette 

when you crack an egg into the females vagina and then proceed to eat out the vagina
I totally gave girlfriend a french omelette and then we couldn't have breakfast... but hey im not complaining.
french omelette by ROTC November 4, 2007

French Military Victories 

noun: The French high command's definition for a retreat or surrender where minimal casualties are suffered and the wine and cheese cellars are still intact.
French Commander: =Insert Snooty French Laugh= "Zis wuz one of our greatest French Military Victories"

Enemy commander: "We don't have enough room in our prison camps so we massacred off half your army and ate and drank all your cheese and wine"

French Commander: "Sacre Bleu!"