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Evan

Evan, is a typical weeb, no otaku who loves mai sakurajima, he likes any anime body pillow especially nsfw ones, he plays skyblock 24/7 auto clicks on hypixel, and wants to be a content creator so he can make a lunar cosmetic for bunny ears like the one in bunny girl senpai the one mai sakurajima wears
by _mai.sakurajima_ July 18, 2022
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Evan Hara

A term generally used to describe when someone is doing something wickedly undoubtedly cool as fuck.
“Woah that guy just pulled 3 girls in one night
“Yeah he’s pulling an Evan Hara right now
by SwonkyPonky January 3, 2024
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Evan

The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.
Me: oh shit it's Evan
You: yeah
by Buddafinga October 4, 2024
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Evan

Evan is an absolutely indescribable person, in a wonderful way. They are someone that has too many great things about themself to describe.

They are one of the most caring, protective and loving people that anyone could ever talk to in their entire life. Having Evan here really feels like a miracle. They help people through things they are struggling with even when they have much on their hands at the time.

Yet, Evan is still a very humorous person. Anything they joke about puts a smile on anyones’ face. They are so incredibly talented, and incredibly intelligent.

Evan can be a humorous, loving, friendly, caring, and loyal person to anyone. (Dirty minded aswell).

There’s too many great things to say about them.
by LeeReagan January 18, 2022
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Mark Evan Holt

Mark Evan Holt was born in 1981 and adopted by Christian Nationalists. They would later scapegoat “Mark” with a well known pastor to Tipper Gore, Jeff Ling.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.

Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.

Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.

Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”

Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
“Go Mark Evan Holt! Start a revolt!”
by Dean Whithercock November 17, 2022
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Evans

A very sexy charismatic hunk! Someone who knows the definition of pleasure. Makes you feel everything deep down in your soul!
Everyone needs an Evans in their life!
by Daria-22 October 18, 2021
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