A guy (or girl) who “acts” very nice but is VERY SAD INSIDE saying things like “Can you kill me” for attention with their fake edgy-ness. Usually just a faze that they’ll look back in and cringe. Everyone’s been an edgy cunt in their life at some point. It’s a person trying to pretend to be a depression boi for attention from others
by Helium96 April 14, 2020
Get the Edgy Cuntmug. As my partner started to speak, while I was riding his face, I said "shut your cunt saddle and get to work".
by honey7777 December 18, 2017
Get the Cunt Saddlemug. To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.
Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.
by Pure Evil July 5, 2008
Get the Cunt Simplemug. Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010
Get the cunt clownmug. The act of inserting a small stick, or twig, into the vagina. Can be performed alone as masturbation, or as a form of sexual activity, typically between just one other person.
I was all alone last night, and I had heard of “cunt stickler” from a friend. I had tried it, but sadly had gotten an infection.
by DefinitelyAnSTD November 27, 2019
Get the Cunt sticklermug. A female that is so bitchy her vaginal opening has clamped itself shut not allowing her to engage in any physical closeness. Usually causes emotional issues and later in life cause pruned facial features and ultimately a long lonely life.
by RLYSMRT March 22, 2011
Get the Lemon Cuntmug. A few different examples:
1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler...
2) Rhonda, I think you are going to miss your train back to Cunt County.
3) "Hey Josh, why was that girl so mean to you?"
"I dunno jarrod, i guess she was born and raised in Cunt County"
1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler...
2) Rhonda, I think you are going to miss your train back to Cunt County.
3) "Hey Josh, why was that girl so mean to you?"
"I dunno jarrod, i guess she was born and raised in Cunt County"
by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008
Get the Cunt Countymug.