cum freq
is a short term for cumulative frequency according to mrs bunting but can be interpreted as an individuals obsession with spunk.
is a short term for cumulative frequency according to mrs bunting but can be interpreted as an individuals obsession with spunk.
by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009
Get the Cum freq mug.N. (Professional) cum bucketry is the act/occupation of being a cum bucket, which is a container for semen.
Part of a rather serious insult that degrades appearance, odor and character.
Part of a rather serious insult that degrades appearance, odor and character.
"Oh, I say. I do concur that professional cum bucketry is a good way to turn a profit, and get a good source of protein all in one go!"
"Yeah? Well you look like gem sweaters, smell like the viking museum and major in public relations with a minor in cum bucketry!"
"Yeah? Well you look like gem sweaters, smell like the viking museum and major in public relations with a minor in cum bucketry!"
by plorgy March 5, 2006
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Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
1. "Wow...that hoe is a cum magnet."
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
by Argonak October 16, 2008
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Get the cum bus mug.A cum rag is a device used to catch ejaculation fluid after one. A cum rag is usually an old t-shirt, towel, sock, pretty much anything handy of the sorts. In a typical masturbathon, people will use a cum rug. A cum rug is basically an enlarged cum rag.
Guy: Mom! Did you take my cum rag?
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.
(Cum Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.
(Cum Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!
by LordOhLAWD June 18, 2011
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Get the Cum Bucket mug.The act of expelling one's semen into a drink served on ice with added cola.
NOTE* not recommended for diet sodas
NOTE* not recommended for diet sodas
Dude, heather and i were playing pong with rum and coke and i totally slipped her the cum and coke. She didn't even see it cumming!
by Mike Carini March 17, 2009
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