A game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to ejaculate inside of his dick. He then goes and has sex with a girl and releases all the cum inside her. When she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.
Did you hear what happened to Dawanna? She got mystery baby by Jose, Jawann, Pedro, and Martinez and now doesn't know who the father is.
by imnotgrandma December 5, 2013
Get the Mystery Babymug. Can be used for many applications but generally used to describe something or someone that remains excessively close to something else.
Bruh, Vashank be clingy as fuck he like a baby on a breast.
Jasif does not stop juuling he forreal a baby on a breast.
Jasif does not stop juuling he forreal a baby on a breast.
by Oasissandwich October 17, 2018
Get the Baby on a Breastmug. 1. An underaged prostitute.
2. A pro below the legal age of sexual consent.
3. Jailbait that offers to turn tricks.
4. A lolita for hire.
2. A pro below the legal age of sexual consent.
3. Jailbait that offers to turn tricks.
4. A lolita for hire.
by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004
Get the baby promug. by Shortyish January 5, 2021
Get the Plant babiesmug. Giving a girl a cream pie and then allowing her to queef out the juices resulting in them going everywhere.
This is similar to ticking a baby who is eating porridge which results in the porridge going everywhere.
This is similar to ticking a baby who is eating porridge which results in the porridge going everywhere.
by TickleTheBabyCreator July 27, 2016
Get the tickle the babymug. An insult for someone of lacking intelligence or who generally has simple concepts go over their head. The connection being that like a baby being delivered feet first, their brain isnt getting enough oxygen.
I told my neighbor that huffing spray paint is bad for his brain but he just replied "but it fucks me up so good...". That guy is such a breech baby.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 5, 2022
Get the Breech Babymug. A person, usually a female, who wants a baby so bad she is willing to steal one. This usually occurs at random moments on the street or mall when a mother walks by pushing a stroller and the baby crazy person stops the poor lady to dote on the child.
You're walking hand in hand with a girl and she sees an infant. She stops, looks back at you, and says, "I want it." Of course, she does this in a deep throaty voice and her eyes turn black for a moment, reminding you of the exorcist. Your friend next to you says, "Damn, that bitch be baby crazy!"
by manofsin November 16, 2011
Get the baby crazymug.