Double Baking

When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.
I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”
by Yrrdrasil September 20, 2020
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Bake in oven

Bake in oven is the equivalent to "burn in hell", but said nicely it doesn't sound as bad. This definition comes from the "unique" minds of Jennifer and Annie.
I hope that behatch bakes in oven.
by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005
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Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.
Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.
by IncipientMedusa February 09, 2021
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Colorado baked

Brownies that have marijuana baked inside them. They take care of the munchies feeling that they produce.
Since marijuana has been legalized in Colorado there has been an unlimited supply of Colorado baked brownies, they give a whole new meaning to rocky mountain high.
by Tom Stillin November 14, 2012
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Bake and Flake

1. When someone shows up to a social event for the day or night, smokes at the start, and bails
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans
"Yeah he was going tot eh movie with us but he just showed, smoked, and left. He bake and flaked"
by Dr. Wordsdoctor December 09, 2018
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Wake and bake and bake

When you wake and bake (smoke weed soon after waking up) and then cook up some breakfast or “bake” again (it doesn’t have to be actual baking).
Yo, I got some good weed and pancake mix, wanna wake and bake and bake tomorrow morning?
by mr richard August 13, 2019
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ULTRA-BAKED

When you get so high that you forgot that you got that high, so you get even more high, and don't realize how high you have been. Connecting two brain cells becomes an impossible task that only jesus himself could achieve while being ultra-baked.
Yo chad, why did you get ultra-baked?

Chad replies, 'bro shut the fuck up and pass me the bong...'
by DJ CHAD March 04, 2021
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