anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

Anal Baby

Someone who is being such an asswhole that they’re mom is being called a such a whore for having orgasmic enjoyment when they were born, and they victim of the accusation is the offspring of such bitchery.

Really John, stop being such a damn anal baby and grow the fuck up.

by CondimentalMaster October 4, 2019

Anal Streep

When you are really good at acting like you enjoy anal

Man I had to pull an anal streep on my boyfriend's birthday

by Bigger_boot442 January 17, 2020

Anal Dicking

A man who puts his dick in an ass. People who have anal sex with or without a condom. A woman who enjoys cum in her ass. Women who suck dicks that were up an ass. Especially people who enjoy being in True Anal porn videos. These people are fucking dumbasses and deserve nothing.

Person: Did you hear that Dave has STDs?
Old Guy: Damn, maybe he was having anal sex. Stupid.
Person: Dave was anal dicking like a retard and so was his girlfriend.

by WordMaker1000 January 23, 2020

anal propeller

created in ww2 Australia, Australians planned to attach dildo's connected to propellers to fly and look at german and Japanese camps. in order to use one, you must put it at least 10 centimetres deep.

those germans have quite fine anal propellers

by everything is gay November 24, 2020

Anal Motocross

Putting spinning motorcycle wheel on your anal hole to feel more pleasure and adrenaline. It will end when your butt is totally destroyed.

Mike is in hospital now. He was doing Anal Motocross.

by Ducklephant April 29, 2020

anal crawler

A creature that crawls up your ass, stealing your shit and placing it in your mouth.

My breath taste like shit, an anal crawler visited me last night

by Wolfpup1424 May 25, 2020