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slang term for marijuana. sort of like a peace treaty that every square politition needs to uhhh "sign". If these were sold like cigarettes and alcohol, which fuck you up more than weed, we wouldn't have 3 million cigarette butts flowing into the worlds oceans every day and wouldn't have 80,000 deaths due to heavy alcohol consumption.(and folks that is in the U.S. alone!!)
Stop fighting you two! Now take this weed and settle your differences. And don't forget to bring in your show and tell things for tomorrow.
weed by JH#1 October 14, 2009
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the greatest substance grown on gods green earth. the only down side is the paranoid flash you get when your stoned because mutha fucka's aint legalizing because their mostly capitalist ass holes. it calms you down and makes you feel like ur walkin on clouds. wish i could be blazin that bomb chron right now
lets hit that weed keg boyz!.... nuff said
weed by Chris Chron May 9, 2011
A substance that can be enjoyable, if not abused. Is usually vaporized or cooked by intelligent users who know that there is some unhealthy effects that come with pot. Weed is known to be the most frequently used illegal drug, especially by teenagers and young adults. Although it is considered less harmful then alcohol, excessive smoking of marijuana is just as bad. It is not physically addictive, but many users, especially those who started using before the age of 20, become mentally dependent on the plant.

Marijuana nowadays has much more THC (the THC is what makes you high) than it did 15 years ago. When smoked, most users experience the "munchies" (increased appetite), uncontrollable laughter, a peaceful state of mind, a lack of motivation and short-term memory loss.

Weed is usually enjoyable, but should be used with caution due to it's addictive physiological potential. The fact that it's a plant does not make it harmless. Tobacco is a plant, but is still very unhealthy when smoked. Poison Ivy is a plant as well, but do you see people rubbing it all over themselves?

Like alcohol or any other mind-altering substance, fun should be the objective and moderation, the key.
Tiffany: Do you want to go smoke weed?
John: No, thanks, I smoked some last weekend.
Weed by vanwright July 4, 2011

Weed addict 

A weed addict is a lazy person who uses marijuana as an excuse to be lazy.
Wiz looks like a weed addict, but that nigga is actually a hard worker.
Weed addict by MdizzLe69 March 9, 2017
When you pop a boner on a potent weed sesh cause your too high.
Daryl got a strong weed dick last night, he was blitzed.
Weed dick by Crackerbarrel72 February 29, 2020
The effects of a sacred herbal remedy (see weed) which may cause you to forget important dates - like your mother's birthday - but inspires you to make sick rhymes and tight beats.
Guy1: my bad for the deelay

i was makin music all day

on the replay

tryna make a millia

that's a milli-un

jus chillin havin fun

what you sayin hun?

Gurl1: Dayyuuummm!! That's some serious talent you got there homie!

Guy1: Na B, that's just the Ja-weed talkin!
ja-weed by vibzKartel December 9, 2009

skater weed 

really bad weed, usually cheap and popular with the square skaters
what is this schwag?

i didn't have much bank, so i just got some skater weed.
skater weed by Mamao May 31, 2007