Wall Post Theory

The Wall Post Theory states that the probability of someone hooking up with a particular individual is directly correlated to the number of Facebook wall posts made by that individual.

The Text Message and Poke Corollaries state the same for text messages and Facebook pokes. This correlation is even stronger but not as useful due to the lack of publicly available information.

I saw her facebook - he was all over her wall and
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

~ Biz Markie if he knew the Wall Post Theory

by wallposttheory July 26, 2010

frame it and hang it on the wall

A sarcastic term for someone's making too big a deal out of something, either by verbosely crowing about it or by asking others to show excessive attention/respect to said trivial matter/object.

So you got an acceptance-letter from the local community-college --- like, wow! --- those enrollment-desperate academic honchos will take just about anyone, so it's really no significant praise or great honor directed your way. Whatcha gonna do with the letter --- frame it and hang it on the wall?!??

by QuacksO December 29, 2019

Wall-E Job

The sexual act of sticking your penis into Wall-e's trash cumbuster and consistently thrusting. The man must do so until his penis is chopped off and formed into a trash cube by Wall-E

After the man saw the movie Wall-E he became so aroused thst he attempted the Wall-E Job

by The Creator of Jobs December 1, 2016

Breaking the Eleventh Wall

Making such a deep and universe-transcending reference, that one references metaphysical limitations or extrapolations, culminating in a mind-blowing experience. Called the eleventh wall because it references the idea in String Theory that there are 11 dimensions.

"So I was Breaking the Eleventh Wall so badly when I was telling my friend about how everything from poop to quantum mechanics demonstrate the metaphysical connections to reality."

-Some Random Guy On a Street

by UrbanPhilosopheroftheDankWebz May 27, 2017

balls to the walls

When at a venue and the are massive amounts of people and overcrowding is an issue.

I was at the bar yesterday and it was balls to the walls in there.

by Dobert December 18, 2007

wall-e-ing

Based on the hit 3D animated feature "Wall-E" by Pixar.

To "wall-e" or "wall-e-ing" means to prepare something for disposal.

Dude my pc crashed again last night, I'm definitely thinking about wall-e-ing it and getting a new one.

by jbarry July 2, 2008

occupying wall street

To be annoyingly fed up with something to the point of taking a stand and sleeping like a homeless person.

glen: holy fuck I almost bricked my ipad installing the new iOs, thisclose to occupying wall street, man.

by cl0ud October 13, 2011