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vagina mcguyver 

a man that can a vagina no matter where he is, or the surroundings, no matter where he is... he always finds vagina
way to be a vagina mcguyver at the gay bar last night
vagina mcguyver by WTF!! December 11, 2007

vagina cable 

ow! there goes my vagina cable
vagina cable by d@P+0 December 19, 2008

Vagina Pants

(Noun) To behave in a weak-kneed, cowardly, panicky, or otherwiaw pussy-like fashion.
1.) When it became apparent that simple-minded belligerence would not help him in his war against America and other Free-minded peoples, Osama Bin Laden put on his Vagina Pants and turned to hiding in caves.

2.) Osama Bin Laden is a Vagina Pants.
Vagina Pants by XSlime June 30, 2009

Vagina Tight 

really cool, amazing, off the hook,,the shit, etc.
Tim: did you watch that new movie?
Joe: yeah it was vagina tight!!!!
Vagina Tight by lisa limpdick February 19, 2011

vagina cut 

When ones vagina is plowed so hard that it is cut open and puts her in a wheelchair for a few weeks
Tim destroyed Jennifer's vagina so bad last night that she ended up with a vagina cut

Vagina Handshake 

When a female says hello using her vagina.

They will greet people by immediately having sex with them, only to later wonder if they like them or have any interest whatsoever.

You give out vagina handshakes if you have sex before a date has ever even been thought of, usually within the first 24 hours of meeting someone.

See also: slore, easy, slut, whore
Ex. She gives out vagina handshakes because she has no personality and sex is all she's good at.
Vagina Handshake by youwasright October 20, 2014