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ur uncle has shingles

Tim: “ur granny tranny

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles

Tim: *contracts crabs*
by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018
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Ur dad likes spageth

Worst insult ever worse than ur dad lesbian or ur sister a mister
Alex: Ur mom gay
Jones: Ur dad lesbian

Alex: Ur dad likes spageth

Jones: *throws up, explodes, goes to hell*
by Pineapple0npizza March 17, 2018
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Ur cousin fucks dozens

The most deadly diss ever to exist in man kind and totally cancels out “ur mom gay” “your dad lesbian” and “your granny tranny”.
Joe: ur mom gay lol
Steve: ur dad lesbian haha
Joe: THATS IT
Steve: CHILL JOE I WAS JOKING
Joe: Your cousin fucks dozens
Steve: chokes on a rock and fucking dies
by Skrttttt May 13, 2018
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kick ur friend day

On 1st of November it’s kick ur friend day. You better get ur foot ready
You: Hey it’s kick ur friend day stand still

Friend: wait wha...... aaaaarrrrrggggg
by Lisa silpson October 30, 2020
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repost or ur going to hell

the equivalent of an Instagram computer worm, spreads rapidly when retards believe in it
repost or ur going to hell!!! like, comment and suck my cock!!!

no, fucker stop using religion baiting for monetary benefits
by anon3472578 January 12, 2021
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show me ur wrist

A term to describe someone who is fake depressed and who cuts their wrist
You-Hey emo kid show me ur wrist
Emo kid- shows cuts on wrist
by Ur momma dead March 1, 2021
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Ur no go an ava bath

Off of swetty sketty bitches, describes disagrement when some one says something you dont want to do
Staff: Have you been smokin in your room?
Resident: Ur no go an ava bath
by Step lupid March 26, 2021
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