dip the turtle

have sex. Comes from the head being shaped as a turtle dipping into a very wet pussy.

"so you spent five hours with the girl, and you didnt even dip the turtle, man!"--Mike and Gary (its a show on Comedy Central)

by bojzzle October 6, 2004

Norwegian Snapping Turtle

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).

"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"

by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011

turtle

A sex partner that just lays on their back lifelessly during intercourse.

Dude, I heard Stephanie was a turtle. Dustin said he may as well have stuck it to a blowup doll.

by BratBunny July 7, 2007

Turtle Club

A restaurant/bar located in Hoboken, New Jersey known for having bands giving performances there. Delicious food and the lights are very dim giving people such experience.

I stopped by Turtle Club to see Tess and TJ performing before heading to flight school. Tess is such an amazing singer and TJ is very good with guitar.

by NHRHS2010 July 20, 2011

I like turtles

No you dont -__-

"I like turtles" :D

"Fuck you" -__-

by TheflyinHawaiian03 April 1, 2011

turtle it

When the open-minded; optimistic bud-smoker decides to not throw away the roach and use what's left of it. Usually what's left is placed into a relatively small piece or pipe and for the really determined ones, sometimes even stashed away for later when enough roaches equal a gram.

Pot-Head A: Hey you can throw that out man, it's just the roach. Pot-Head B: I'm gunna make your hair static if you ever say something like that again. Dude, we're goin to turtle it.

by TMC (The Marvelous Christian) October 5, 2009

Turtle

Substitute for using touche during an argument/discussion - from the Touche Turtle TV programme.

Turtle

by Prinnyf June 7, 2011