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Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.
What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
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My land

u can never beat a my land.
by anonymous November 26, 2021
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Emote Land

Dillan: how get emoji
Ash: UwU get them from emote land ok
by SargunIsGay September 24, 2021
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Gancho land burrito

Gancho land burrito: An authentic burrito made from various ingredients. Derived from the Latin word Gancho (hook).. once you’ve had one you’re hooked: Gacho: super bad.
Also know as the big homies Gancho land Burrito
Check out the Gancho land burrito, it’s gacho dude. All the big homies are eating gancho land burritos. But watch out you’ll get hooked wey.
by R-WAK January 30, 2023
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Goat Land

Ryan and his friends live here and its a land with the magical goats which is an amzing place
I wish I could live in Goat Land by the Goat Public
by Goatsssss January 15, 2019
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flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"
by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010
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Precision Land Leveling

Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers
Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.
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