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licking paper

To talk to yourself a lot while reflecting on incorrect or outdated trivia questions in chat rooms
That one chick is always licking paper instead of just googling the answer
by WonTooThree July 31, 2021
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Toilet paper

A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!

Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?

Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!

Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
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Meat paper

Cash earned for selling one’s body, or “meat.”
“Bro, I need some cash ASAP”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50
by SmokySphinx February 2, 2018
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Toilet Paper

An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.
Oe hail naw, we ran out of Toilet Paper.
by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020
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Paper Champ

Someone who only wrestles 11 times a year, and can only win matches with interference. Roman Reigns is a paper champion
Roman Reigns is a paper champion who barely wrestles 11 times a year, while he claims to be the head of the table and the tribal chief. He avoids facing the true contenders who work hard and deserve a shot at his title.
by Nexusfanboy January 24, 2024
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paper

aha! My paper beat your rock
by Your pseudonym0002 October 27, 2017
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