A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can
"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
by Sam morph September 22, 2017
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"Dude, I was having sex last night with Lyndrid and I got Slot Machined!"
"What the fuck is Slot Machining"
"Yk when your dick cracks and bounces back up."
"You're fucking weird, dude."
"What the fuck is Slot Machining"
"Yk when your dick cracks and bounces back up."
"You're fucking weird, dude."
by syphs January 8, 2023
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It’s when something it’s going to get invented but it takes years for it to get invented, or for it to become popular?
*the year is 2014* (Person 1) What are you making? (Person 2) 2 new Words!!! They’re called Delulu and Solulu!!! (Person 1) You know how fucked up those words are? They can make your brain cells gone at this time of generation!!! *the beginning of Gen Alpha* It’s going to be a Time-Machine Concept!!! Which mean it will take years and years for it to become popular *Year 2025* (Person 2) Oh shit!!! (11 Years Later)(2025) (Person 1) Wow!!! I was right!!! Our 2 new words were very popular after 11 years of Trial and Error!!! (Person 2) Woo Hoo!!! I knew it would work!!! Let’s have the biggest and most serious celebration ever!!!
by LucyLoudGoesSigh September 3, 2025
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“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 20, 2021
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by Tommy282919292 July 6, 2019
Get the Machin mug.The act where a man/woman sticks a Popsicle up their lover's ass and lets it melt in there before bending down to drink it out of their ass, taking on the nature of a slush machine you would find at a 7-Eleven.
The AC was broken and it was sooo freaking hot, so Karli and I resorted to cooling each other off with the slush machine until the air conditioner repairman got here.
by freakylittleblonde20 June 16, 2013
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