by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023
When someone has an enormous penis
by Ya boi penis fingers March 20, 2018
When someone has a big dick
by Ya boi penis fingers March 20, 2018
“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”
by asbesito May 5, 2023
Dirty machine has the worlds most gigantic cack. If you ever hear the words “Dirty Machine” fear for your life because it will come to an end shortly.
Kid 1: ayo dirty machine, you’re garbage at this game your KD is 3-2
Dirty machine: DIRTY MACHIIIIIIINNEEE
Dirty machine: DIRTY MACHIIIIIIINNEEE
by Derrttty cack 707 May 1, 2021
A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.
I can barely move in this sardine machine.
I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one
I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one
by XENOCRACY February 23, 2023
This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018