Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.

Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.

by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020

silver paper

Another name for Aluminium Foil

Steve, suck my balls, but I'll wrap them in silver paper first

by Shaunisasexoffender July 23, 2021

paper goy

There’s GDL flyers up and down the road in everyone’s fron gardens! Those paper goys have been at it again naming the heeb

Every single aspect of baby penis sucking is Jewish, see it says so right here.. hands flyer to passer by…. Thats a paper goy

by Her Hauptmann October 30, 2024

Toilet Paper

I haven't heard of that in months

"Bro wheres the toilet paper"
"Idk man I haven't heard of that in such a long time, you can get some sandpaper though"

by Tsyoogi April 7, 2020

paper shoe

A Funky Asian who likes saying wut ?

hey paper shoe ... no response paper shoe .... wut ?

by Mada Mada June 27, 2017

Paper

Slang used in contract negotiations and sales for the contracts themselves.

Microsoft Teams is growing so much bigger than Slack because they've got so much paper - they just bake it into their customers' next Microsoft Office contract.

by DoYouHaveAKlue August 19, 2022

Paper-to-cast

Paper-to-cast, often used within a film/literature context, is used to describe a quintessential portrayal of a cast as depicted by its respective characters in a book or vice-versa if 'paper' and 'cast' were interchanged.

Wow, the characters in the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book and movie are paper-to-cast!

by D-Dawgz February 14, 2025