An attractive woman who lives in a big city, but is void of any redeeming character traits (I.E. shallow, selfish, uneducated, petty, materialistic, politically and socially ignorant). Due to their physical appearance, they are able to obtain easy moderate paying jobs with little to no responsibilities. This allows them to fund their true passion; shopping, drinking, and looking for rich husband to support them.
by Dr. Malcolm June 22, 2012
Get the Metro Cuntmug. To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.
Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.
by Pure Evil July 5, 2008
Get the Cunt Simplemug. Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010
Get the cunt clownmug. The act of inserting a small stick, or twig, into the vagina. Can be performed alone as masturbation, or as a form of sexual activity, typically between just one other person.
I was all alone last night, and I had heard of “cunt stickler” from a friend. I had tried it, but sadly had gotten an infection.
by DefinitelyAnSTD November 27, 2019
Get the Cunt sticklermug. When a woman acts beyond a cunt and is so rude that her vagina is basically frothing with pretentiousness.
Mona: Have you seen how Lauren has been acting lately? She won't shut the fuck up about how her boyfriend is better than my man.
Amy: Just ignore her she's just being a frothy cunt.
Amy: Just ignore her she's just being a frothy cunt.
by BeyondWisdom December 10, 2018
Get the frothy cuntmug. Always wanting more and ungrateful for everything they have already received. Often saying they have never received anything from an individual.
She kept saying that I have never done anything for her while texting on her iphone I bought her while she was in the flat I paid the rent for being an ungrateful cunt.
by Mr no hoes November 3, 2022
Get the Ungrateful Cuntmug. As my partner started to speak, while I was riding his face, I said "shut your cunt saddle and get to work".
by honey7777 December 18, 2017
Get the Cunt Saddlemug.