I Tapped Reginald Telmo Valdez Three Times!

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Person 343: I Tapped Reginald Telmo Valdez Three Times!

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Tap dancer

Cancer.

He's really poorly, he's got tap dancer.

by Joinerlee February 19, 2018

TAP

Tight Asian pussy. AKA: tight ass pussy, either acronym is applicable.

John: "You get laid this weekend like you said?"
Derick: "Of course bro, I just got some TAP, some tight Asian pussy!"

by TheTwixtr August 16, 2021

tap the curtain

Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina.

Berty Wooster:
I'm away out to tap the curtain tonight Jeeves, don't wait up.

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

Tap The Glass

To tap the glass is to act on impulse, make bad decisions, and flying like a cat.

“Yo suby’s coming to pick me up”

“Don’t tap the glass buddy”

by BOBRO3000 September 3, 2025

tap some hoost

To generally dick out life. Can be yelled at football games or while playing dota to cheer on your teammates, and hunt down the elusive hoost.

"come on guys we can win. lets tap some hoost right now!"

by the_bruin January 3, 2008

Devil’s tap

Shagging a girl that hard she starts her period

I was pounding a girl so hard last night I turned on the devil’s tap

by longshlongjohn May 3, 2020