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Taco bola 

Not to be mistaken for E bola, taco bola, is a severe illness caused by the consumption of too much Taco Bell during one sitting.
Symptoms include:uncontrollable vomiting, explosive diarrhea, and bleeding from every bodily orifice.
After consuming his third Taco Bell: Taco 12 Pack Billy began to bleed from his asshole followed by uncontrollable vomiting and explosive diarrhea.

Poor Billy was fatally killed by taco bola.
Taco bola by Jdubs97 October 20, 2014
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Tacobell Terrorist 

When you need to take a really bad shit in a Tacobell bathroom from eating their tacos, and while taking a shit yell "Alahu Akbar!"
"I was a Tacobell Terrorist today because the taco I ate gave me really bad gas"

taco blossom 

I wish to dine on your taco blossom tonight

taco anxiety 

Similar to sausage fears, taco anxiety is a visible uneasiness some men show about physical contact with platonic female friends.
"Oh, he has major taco anxiety. I told him to put his arm around me as we walked, but he looked uncomfortable and didn't know where to put his hand."
taco anxiety by Deome July 16, 2015

Tacokakke 

A mixture of Taco and Bukakke, involving an individual being slapped in the face by numerous people simultaneously, using either soft or hard-shell tacos.
Man, Tim's gonna get Tacokakke'd if he starts acting up next Saturday
Tacokakke by drakeii44 July 22, 2015

Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder
US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!
Taco Seasoning by megan3.0 October 13, 2016

taco tug 

A taco tug...getting a handjob by a day laborer in the home depot parking lot.
jaun forgot his leaf blower today so he had to give taco tugs behind home depot today.
taco tug by toyotafj62 August 8, 2016