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Clam Stamping

Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover
Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?

Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat

Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!
by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023
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Steamed Clams

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.
"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"
by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023
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Clam bake

When one woman releases flatulence on another woman's crotch. ie. The residual heat baking her clam.
So my girlfriend and I were scissoring when she farted and gave me a clam bake
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Ye olde clam house

Veteran franciscans know one of the best places to get the best seafood in the city is. Ye olde clam house on bayshore blvd near 3rd Street and just a stones throw from the alameny off ramp from 101.
Ye olde clam house is a wonderful place to eat but if you're in the city and you don't have a car you could hop a Muni #9 San Bruno and it might take awhile but you'd eventually get there and it's definitely worth it!
by 4realazitgits April 16, 2021
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Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.
Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020
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Clam Bunk

Another Name For The Vagina...
by SL7rips@gmail.com May 11, 2010
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Clam Trap Sister

When you and someone else have both slept with the same woman. Similar to Eskimo brothers.
“You had sex with Susan too?!? OMG clam trap sisters for life!”
by BuffIrish62 May 29, 2019
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