spoon

noun. describes a type of person who takes enjoyment in stiring the pot. Someone who starts drama and problems for others with no reason at all.

That broad Sheila is a spoon. She likes to start drama for no reason.

by CLUTCH.2F June 26, 2021

Spoon

best debater ever and best jjk scaler ever uwu

"hey,have you heard about spoon,i heard he beat jesus in a debate!"

by cumcumcumcucm123123123 June 27, 2021

spooned

to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon

John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.

by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021

spoon koon

A black person who does crack.

Look at that spoon Koon over there.

by Awd123 July 6, 2021

spoon-fed democracy

a "democratic" society that was implemented by colonial government and not gain from organic grassroots revolutionary movement of the proletariat

hong kong in the late era of colonization is an example of a spoon-fed democracy by the imperial british empire

by soundchecked123 January 27, 2026

Dark Side Of The Spoon

To spoon with somebod calmly and without warning start fucking their ass aggresively while slightly choking them.
You could also play Pink Floyd's album "The Dark Side Of The Moon" to add to the experience

Im never sleeping with Alex again. This motherfucker hit me with the Dark Side Of The Spoon and dipped.

by Sgt. Pepper himself January 30, 2026