The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in
“Hey man, how’d last night go?”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
by Jamess December 12, 2018
Another term to describe restaurant Early Bird Specials that cater to elderly folk who dine before 4pm, bring their own tea bags and are easily identified by their blue hair rinse.
“I wanted the liver and onions but a tour bus of leaf peepers stopped by the diner and scarfed ‘em all up off the Blue Hair Special!”
by Grumps October 14, 2020
When you go into the bathroom and nut into toilet paper then give it to your girlfriend or wife to rub on herself.
by Batmans_Toe January 12, 2023
The false belief that one's child never makes a mistake and can do no wrong. A parent suffering from this will stand up for their child in the face of a teacher when the child has clearly violated the rules and the parent somehow makes it the school or teacher's fault.
False belief that one's offspring is perfect and entitled to special treatment.
False belief that one's offspring is perfect and entitled to special treatment.
by fedupandtired April 16, 2015
A Medcom Soldier who goes to sfas completely over weight out of shape and doesnt even make to the start of the course, and claims all the while that he was just going for the experience just to deflect from his total and abject failure. I.E. Epic Fail
See also: Spanish Table
See also: Spanish Table
by The Medic68w January 23, 2010
by Lane Kurtis Coates April 09, 2019
The act of getting drunk at a party and then receiving a blow job from a German woman. You then ejaculate in her face and the next morning give her a small fee for the bus ride home.
by cult88 January 13, 2009