(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.
“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”
by TheSmudge January 14, 2018
Get the Space Battle of Jerusalemmug. A mirror placed in the corner of a room to create the illusion that there are other rooms on the other side of the mirror.
It occurred to me that placing a vertical mirror in the corner of my living room I could create the illusion of more space and enjoy that illusion, so two-weeks ago I dared to try that and it worked. A week ago I placed another what I'll call "space-doubling mirror" on the opposite corner. Looking at the first mirror reflected on the first, or in the second at the first, more than doubles the illusion of more space. Each mirror is 1 by 5 feet.
by but for July 17, 2018
Get the space-doubling mirrormug. Guy 1: Hey hows your new girlfriend?
Guy 2: My Lumpy Space Princess? Really good. I just had to calm her down the other night with breadsticks from Olive Garden.
Guy 2: My Lumpy Space Princess? Really good. I just had to calm her down the other night with breadsticks from Olive Garden.
by Bbadbhabie October 7, 2019
Get the Lumpy Space Princessmug. I am an Space Force Cadet. I am connected and faithful to every Corps of Cadets who serve their community and nation with patriotism. I earn respect when I uphold the Core Values of Integrity First, Service Before Self, and Excellence In All We Do. I will always conduct myself to bring credit to my family, school, Corps of Cadets, community, and to myself. My character defines me. I will not lie, cheat, or steal. I am accountable for my actions and deeds. I will hold others accountable for their actions as well. I will honor those I serve with, those who have gone before me, and those who will come after me.
I am a Patriot, a Leader, and a Rocketman devoted to those I follow, serve, and lead – I am a Space Force Cadet.
by DropSwap July 19, 2021
Get the Space Force Cadetmug. Tom- "Hey Jenny, why'd the chicken cross the road? He needed change for a twenty!"
Jenny- "That doesn't even ma--"
Tom- "So what are you doing later?"
Jenny- "Was that a space-filler joke?"
Jenny- "That doesn't even ma--"
Tom- "So what are you doing later?"
Jenny- "Was that a space-filler joke?"
by D'Brackus JJ Jabber Johnson I October 3, 2015
Get the space-filler jokemug. A Russian Space Station is the act of 4 or more men simultaneously docking and walking in a circle, creating the effect of a space station
by muhahapuh June 5, 2017
Get the russian space stationmug. Anyone at work who has no respect for your office space, usually a co-worker, who will "invade" your cubicle or any other office space without permission to "borrow" office supplies that they themselves have run out of, or they just want to snoop and say that they're looking for something that they've lost.
Joni: Hmmm, Troy isn't in his cubicle, let me see what he's up to so I can report it and feel like i'm doing something important.
Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"
Troy: "Well, did you find it?"
Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."
Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"
Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"
Troy: "Well, did you find it?"
Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."
Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"
by Jachzehn July 25, 2010
Get the Office Space Invadermug.