Tepee short of a Wigwam

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.

Tepee short of a Wigwam by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Maraca short of a Mariachi Band 

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

Maraca short of a Mariachi Band by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Ray Short

Cardboard cut-out of Walter White.

Guy: Hey look that children's birthday party has a Ray Short

Ray Short by Hairydogscrot July 12, 2017

rusty short bus 

The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons

"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"

rusty short bus by Scott I. July 21, 2017

long short term memory

A long short term memory is a recurrent neural network with long term memory.

Programmer 3: Have you upgraded to a long short term memory?
Programmer 2: Yes, I have.
Programmer 1: So, are you done on creating a neural network to generate text?
Programmer 2: Yes, I am.
Programmer 1: Good. I wanted to make a convolutional neural network.
Programmer 2: Let's do it!
Programmer 3: Yeah! I agree!

long short term memory by PkmnQ July 30, 2017

on short 

going without sex or busting a nut for a period of time

"Man I've been on short ever since Kamiyah left me."

on short by catdaddy420.69 August 22, 2017

canadian short stack 

You will need, three cans of beans, one container of Canadian maple syrup and a female,midget the shorter the better. Have the female eat all three cans of beans then wait for the usually undesired effect. Once she starts have her get naked and do a head stand, knees down towards the chest and she is to hold her butt cheeks apart. As a side note you might want to brace her against a pice of furnature or some thing? You pour the maple syrup onto her butt hole and when she passes wind you stab the bubbles back into her butt with your penis.

Dude, we were thinking about going out for brunch this morning , but your sister decided on giving us a Canadian short stack at home instead.

canadian short stack by Rufus the pirate October 10, 2017