Sad Fap

when you masturbate and your dick is small so you cry about it afterwards

another day, another Sad Fap...

by lawquizox September 28, 2020

sad crown

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.

Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.

by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022

Sad

A human emotion that makes pee come out of your eyes. Some things that include crying or not: cheating, somebody hitting you, being stupid.

Armin: MOTHER IM SAD
mother: why are you sad?
Armin: Bailey doesn’t want me to pop my pu6ssy

Pop bailey eyes pee crying stupid Sad

by Kikuo May 17, 2022

Hind Lava Sad Spa

When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.

Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.

by LauraBlu December 5, 2025

SAD

small ahh o

Yo that cuck def got a SAD lmao dawg is never cracking fine shyte

by AW.42 January 13, 2025

Sad

1. A word used to describe when your sad
2. A word used by ppl when you tell them something sad

1. Person 1 “dude I’m so sad”
Person 2 “me too bruh”

2. Person 1 “dude my grandma just died”
Person 2 “sad”

by BreKfastburr33 June 1, 2020

sad fist

The act of punching an emo kid in the face.

I saw an emo kid writing bad poetry and I couldn't control my Sad Fist; it found his face like a poseur-seeking missile.

by omgmudkips August 6, 2010