Musical reader

A person who listens to music while reading.

Person1: "You're listening to music while reading a book? Doesn't that make it hard to concentrate?"
Person2: "Nah, I'm a Musical reader."

by Enochlophobia November 16, 2017

Psychedelic rehab

a commune where long lost hippies go to re-connect with recreational drug use

Janis Joplin went to the psychedelic rehab after being released from jail

by Benjaminjohn0502 December 6, 2017

Sled Read

/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading

When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.

Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.

by @slvy394 May 21, 2018

Git ready

As in get ready, also know as gat ready with a weapon

Git ready cause here he comess

by anonymous June 12, 2018

phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 May 12, 2018

Walmart ready

Last nights make up, need to wash your hair and you are in your laundry day clothes? It's okay you can go out in Public you are "Walmart ready"!

I can't go to Target look at me I'm "Walmart ready".

by willyd1968 August 25, 2018

Speedy Readie

Speedy Readie is the legend himself who devotes his life to protecting people from the amazon and all the plants in it. As the Amazon tries to invade England Speedy Readie must fight off all the plants

Im one Speedy Readie

by Kasa Jizo September 12, 2018