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Peeking over the horizon

Whenever a guy wakes up in his underwear with morning wood, his penis will peek over the top of his underwear and its resembles someone looking over the horizon. Of course the only type of penis to do this is one that is atleast 7 and 1/2 inches long.
Dude! I woke up and my mom saw me peeking over the horizon!
by wtfboom332 November 25, 2011
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Is this skit over?

Used when friends are discussing a comical situation that might occur and end up launching into a verbal skit about it. Each friend takes on the role of a character and offers up different comments that might be funny in the hypothetical situation, often taking on a different voice. These verbal skits often go on too long and are milked to death. Without breaking out of character, someone involved in the skit can end it by injecting "Is this skit over?"
(pretending to order at a Dairy Queen)
Friend1 "I saw your sign and before ordering I'd like to let you know I'm allergic to peanuts."
Friend2 "Thanks for letting me know. What can I get you?"
Friend1 "I'll have a small cup of peanuts, please."
Friend2 "I'm sorry, I can't serve you that. You just said you're allergic."
Friend1 "Oh, they're not for me. They're for my friend. He's waiting outside."
Friend2 "So why did you tell me you're allergic?"
Friend1 "You're sign told me to."
Friend2 "Why can't your friend come in and order for himself?"
Friend1 "He's mute."
Friend1 "Is this skit over?"
by Robopoet August 11, 2005
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get over yourself

a phrase little pussies use when they can't win an argument with a real counterpoint.
"just, get over yourself"

"wow, that's the best you could do...."
by samf4r2t 3 January 3, 2008
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you'll get over it

A response to anyone's bitching.
Man 1: I lost my job!
Man 2: You'll get over it.
Man 1: How am i supposed to pay my bills?
Man 2: (sigh...)Why don't you go cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it
by Randal M. March 27, 2007
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walk it over

An expression to define the method of bringing something to me
You owe me $20, walk it over
by SimoJag June 8, 2012
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bombs over baghdad

The act of layin' some lovin on a fine lady.
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang. Don't even bang, unless you plan to hit somethang.
by matt February 9, 2004
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over the pants 540

An Over the Pants 540 is similar to the normal over the pants handjob, however, there's a twist.
Ex. Over the Pants 540

Things are getting hot in heavy in your friend's dorm room, (Paul) the girl (Shelbi) begins to search for your zipper, but cannot find it, so says FUCK IT we're doing this over the pants. However, over the pants will simply not allow you to BLOW, so she begins what we call the 540. The 540 consists of a 360 degree turn followed by a 180 degree turn in the other direction. This not only allows ejaculation, but is a great wrist workout for your partner, therefore improving future handjobs.
by Aaron540 October 3, 2013
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