Jaws-Mode Wank

A niche practice where a man will bite off his own penis for sexual gratification while imagining a drunken Robert Shaw singing.

Sky News now apologising for language in Dominic Cummings message accusing Boris Johnson of 'Jaws-mode wank'

by Humphrey the Cat October 31, 2023

Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child gets so angry that they can risk their existence to achieve their original goal. This normally results to violence, insane parkour skills, and in fear among others.

Jacob wanted to play with a piece of plastic but he couldn't so he entered Gorilla Parkour Mode.

by Akafrog May 11, 2023

Kanye West mode

To act stupidly in a way that builds up your ego by 100%. Note that this separates who you originally were.

Imagine thinking that the Nazis were good people... That instantly sets you up higher into the arrogance, and you must be in Kanye West mode to think this.

by Whodoievencare December 14, 2022

Diablo Pablo Mode

To level up despite taking crippling losses.

My car got towed this morning & I still made it to work on time. I’m going full Diablo Pablo Mode f*ck the world.

by Diablo Pablo December 20, 2022

XD Funny mode

When someone says something unfunny but they think its funny.

wow that joke was XD funny mode

by zeemiipapa January 27, 2022

Full Burrito Mode

Wrapping yourself in a burrito blanket as if you are a warm, toasty burrito from Zambrero resulting in the ultimate fusion of comfort and culinary delight.

Want to hang out today?
Sorry, a new season of Succession has just dropped and I'm going full burrito mode.

by GreenBurritoBandit July 16, 2023

uwu mode activated

What you would say if you read a lookism comic and then someone calls you a nerd.

Me: *reads lookism comic*
Bully: You are such a NERD!!! Why are you reading an anime comic????!!!!
ME: HOW DARE YOU, IT'S CALLED A MANHWA!!!!! THAT'S IT. UWU MODE ACTIVATED. RAAAAARGH!!! >W<

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 August 12, 2023