Penis Touch

When one man's erect penis touches another man's erect penis.

I'm bored dood! You wanna penis touch?

by The JoeyDrama May 21, 2011

penis jockey

A person who knows how to ride a penis properly.

She rode him like a true penis jockey.

by 1/10 September 3, 2003

Penis fever

When a lesbian experiences strong and uncontrollable urges for penis.

Gretchen: "I've got penis fever."

Carol: "But we're lesbians!"

Gretchen: "I know. But years ago I had a taste of the penis, and despite now preferring the puss I just really want some penis."

Carol: "But why?"

Gretchen: "Because fists don't ejaculate."

by GrodsScott February 1, 2009

penis wrinkle

The wrinkly part of a penis, where nobody likes to touch. Also an insult

She irons penis wrinkles for a living.

by skank ass weasel May 2, 2003

penis sleeve

A penis sleeve is a cylindrical device that is placed on the shaft of the penis, with the aim of increasing stimulation for the person being penetrated. They often have soft bumps intended to provide further stimulation.

"Oh fuck me slowly with a penis sleeve!"

by KushBlazer420 January 6, 2005

big penis

It' all relative when it comes to women's perceptions of penis size. If her first boyfriend had a 3 inch hard prick and then her next one has a 5 inch long dick, then she think it's a "big penis". Likewise, if her first boyfriend had a thick 8 inch long schlong and the next guy has a 7 incher (which is really scientifically within the 90th percentile for size), she won't think it's a "big penis". It all depends on their previous experience.

Whoa! *girls thinks to herself how much bigger his penis is compared to her previous boyfriends*, that's a damn big penis! Must be a foot long!

by Efulitz November 26, 2003

penis joust

2 guys running at each other with hard like dicks

Chris and colt are having a penis joust in the bathroom.

by cornuts427 May 15, 2014