Chafe-off

A point where a man has masturbated so many times at once that the skin on his penis becomes sore and red. (three times a day is the recommended max.)

Tony: Dude, after my girlfriend dumped me I began to masturbate alot. So often that I began to chafe-off.

Chris: lotion usually helps that. Try is next time you do it.

by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011

Goffle Off

To talk nonsense

When he spoke, he seemed to goffle off a load of rubbish.
He goffled off BS, it didn't help.

by Flickering State September 30, 2016

off-sight

something that is not seen, it has nothing to do with a particular location, off-site deals with location.

She has turned the corner and is off-sight to me currently.

by italianczech September 7, 2009

trigonometry off

When you are really mad at someone and want to tell them to go away but you cant swear but want to sound like you are still a cool dude

Jamison the II: Hey dude ur basic
Jamison the I: TRIGONOMETRY OFF

by A donkey 🤪 March 12, 2021

Yank off

When you yank off its not as hard as a jerk but it isn't as soft as a wank. Yanking is when you take 2 fingers from each hand and firmly grip them around your cock. Then move your fingers in opposite directions. Congratulations you have successfully yanked off!

Kogut: "Dave have you ever tried to yank off before?"
Dave: "Yes sir. That's shits lush as fuck bro!"
Kogut: "Hell yeah it is. Only takes me 10seconds to cum with that grip!"

by Fresh As Fuck October 6, 2016

50% off

A masterpiece gifted to us by the true god octopimp

John: have you seen 50% off
Jeff: Yes it is a godsend

by Hisbshshwuwu August 12, 2019

Off The Hook

A duo of singers at Splatoon 2. They replaced the squid sisters.

Did you saw the performance of Off The Hook at the splatfest? It was amazing!

by Cyanite_Gem October 12, 2017