dusty needle

When an octogenarian or septuagenarian discusses what it's like to have intercourse after several years of involuntary abstinence due to the inability to find a suitable partner, a heart condition, other nondescript but impactful medical condition.

Charlene and I went back to my room after bridge, I sewed her up real good even though it has been a while with the dusty needle.

by Mrficklepicke September 10, 2020

Robert Needham

General fuck-up

You really Robert needham that up!

by Joker1276 October 29, 2020

jordan needham

a very good looking man who is always snapin and talking

jordan needham is so kawaii

by kawaiigirl001 November 4, 2020

We need to talk

May sound innocent. but can mean anything from "your mother died" to " you need to stop snorting cocaine. It's ruining the funeral"

Her: we need to talk.

Him: is it about the crocs in bed?

Her: "iS It aBouT tHe crOcS iN bED" ofcourse it'ss about the crocs allen.

by ליהי October 3, 2020

Slut Needle

A slut needle is a needle that goes into multiple guys penises for semen extraction. Then it is pumped into a women. Therefore making the woman a slut because she has multiple different types of semen inside her

Guy: Omg! you got that Slut Needle in your penis too?

Guy 2: hell yeah! It felt super cool! I can’t wait to make that girl a slut after this!

by Candogthesquirrel November 15, 2020

We need to talk

The most powerful spell from the book Arcanis Arcanum Vol. VIII. It has 12 chapters describing it. It said it could break anything, relationships, the Earth and the Universe. Practice of this spell is actually legal. If someone chants it, that means ur screwed.

Susan: We need to talk.
The universe: *explodes*

by mutenoMIC November 22, 2020

_you.need.namjesus_2

A tiktok user that is not noticed

Oh have you heard of _you.need.namjesus_2 oh no you haven’t ?

by Wheeinmamamoo January 5, 2021