ליהי's definitions

Swedish Jacuzzi

When a boy and a girl have sex in a Jacuzzi filled up with butter garlic and pieces of steak

Him: what the fuck are they doing? They are covered in sauce
Me: oh that's the swedish Jacuzzi
Him: ... What the fuck

by ליהי October 3, 2020

We need to talk

May sound innocent. but can mean anything from "your mother died" to " you need to stop snorting cocaine. It's ruining the funeral"

Her: we need to talk.

Him: is it about the crocs in bed?

Her: "iS It aBouT tHe crOcS iN bED" ofcourse it'ss about the crocs allen.

by ליהי October 3, 2020