Sit N' Surf

The act of surfing the web while using the toilet usually done with a laptop almost never a desktop computer.

(Guy1 holding a laptop walks up to Guy2)
Guy1: I was on the toilet reading your article and-
Guy2: On the toilet?
Guy1: ...Yes I Sit N' Surf

by Tuver4 July 13, 2011

dunk 'n scrub

Washing you hair under the tub faucet, to trick everyone into think you had a shower.

Uh oh, don't have time to shower, better do a dunk 'n scrub.

by Skytrain Riders November 13, 2011

Tit n' Toot

The process where one woman squeezes nutritious fluids out of her breast into another man or woman's anus while he/she is sprawled out on their back holding their legs up. (Tit-juice into the toot-hole)

Austin told me that Lisa gives the best Tit n' Toot in town.

by TRIGHTTTTTTTT321 September 8, 2011

Hot n’ Halp

When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.

*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*

Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.

Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.

Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.

Ben: …

Ben: Hot n’ Halp!

Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.

Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.

by Bennehftw January 16, 2023

Squeeze n’ Grease

Absolutely sloppy, wet sounding flatulence. It’s loud, beefy and sounds of splattering liquid.

My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.

I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

gross n close

An seemingly unnattractive tinder match within a 10 mile radius.

"We got ourselves a gross N close!"

by Chinston Wurchill VI August 8, 2017

rat-n sack

When a woman (sometimes a man) attempts to achieve that trendy look, the messy bun but it ends in extreme failure thus creating a saggy mess on the persons head. The majority of the bun is is still in tact (barely) and the rest of the hair is loosely hanging out of the middle of the bun. This hair somewhat resembles the body and tail of a sewer rat that has rabies.

Eww... Patricia looks like a freak with her nasty rat-n sack.

by ratnsackgirl01 June 15, 2018